Julie Tearjerky on the phone
She says that "I can't be alone"
Yeah, she was told that time was gold
Super strategy guide
Super strategy guide

Don't turn your back on an enemy
She doesn't look too friendly
It's a final fantasy
Nothing stays the same
Nothing stays the same

No comic books
No ugly looks
No flaming trees
Oh, man I need some more
I hear her calling my name
I hear her calling my name

Julie Tearjerky on the ground
She'll swallow anything that's 'round
Pick it up next time around
Nothing stays the same
Nothing stays the same

No comic books
No ugly looks
No flaming trees
Oh, man I need some more
Need some more

No happiness
No loveliness
No empty nest
It wasn't here before
Here before

I hear her calling my name
I hear her calling my name

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa
Pa-pa-ra-ra-pa-ra-pa
Pa-ra-pa-ra-ra-pa
Pa-ra-pa-ra-ra-pa

No comic books
No ugly looks
No flaming trees
Oh, man I need some more
I need some more

No happiness
No loveliness
No empty nest
It wasn't here before
Here before

I hear you callin' my name
I hear you callin' my name

Julie Tearjerky on the phone
Julie Tearjerky on the phone
Julie Tearjerky on the phone
Julie Tearjerky on the phone