Magic in the vine, sugar when I cook
Shake and bake the flavor, come and take a look
Nuts, nuts, nuts, nuts everywhere
Berries and wine so divine, they grow in my hair

It ain't easy being a fruit fairy
Fruits are flights of fancy
Just think fruitcakes ain't no fruitcake without me

Here, take this wand, wave it in the air
Surprise, surprise that really is my spatula
All day long I tend the garden
Talk to the leaves and dig the sun (dig, dig the sun)

It ain't easy being a fruit fairy
Fruits are flights of fancy
Just think fruitcakes ain't no fruitcake without me (without me)

All day long I tend the garden
Eat the bugs and water the plants (smoke 'em weed)

It ain't easy being a fruit fairy
Fruits are flights of fancy
Just think fruitcakes ain't no fruitcake, ain’t no fruitcake without me, ahh

It ain't easy being a fruit fairy
Fruits are flights of fancy
Just think fruitcakes ain't no fruitcake without me

Not without me
Not without me
Not without me