Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
Zig-zaggin' through the snow
Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
Flying reindeers on the airway

I'm a UFO speedin' free
Across the universe I'm a flyin' V
I brought home a present, souvenir affair
Little box of carols to all I wish to share

There are no moral lessons
You can make some for your own
I don't need a revolution
Play a song to move your backbone

My folks were glad and merry
I got home safe and quick
Guess who gave 'ole Santa
Sweet little kiss on his rosy red cheek

Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
Zig-zaggin' through the snow
Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
Flying reindeers on the airway

I'm a UFO speedin' free
Across the universe I'm a flyin' V
I brought home a present, souvenir affair
A little box of carols to all I wish to share

There are no moral lessons
You can make some for your own
I don't need a revolution
Play a song to move your backbone

My folks were glad and merry
I got home safe and quick
Guess who gave 'ole Santa
Sweet little kiss on his rosy red cheek

Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
Zig-zaggin' through the snow
Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
Flying reindeers on the airway

Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
(Ring-a-ling, are you listening)
Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
(There's a fruitcake in everybody)

Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
(There's a C side that's very short and)
Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
(Take a bite, it's all right)

(Just take a bite, it's all right)
Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
(Take a bite, it's all right)

Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh
Hitchin' a ride on Santa's sleigh