[Spoken]
Hello, Joey baby! Like my looks?
Yikes! Oh my gosh! What did you do na to yourself?
I think you are over na.
Ows, talaga?

Every tenga has five earrings
And sa tongue mo, there is piercing
Pati pusod, binutingting (ganda 'no?)

There's tattoo pang bird sa legs niya
At the back and sa behind niya
Sa singit, there is din (painful nga eh)

Hayop ang paepek-epek mo
From your toe up to the ulo
I think you're going loko (sobra ka naman, 'di naman)

Ayoko sa mga babae (epek-epek)
Ang paepek-epek ay so marami (epek-epek)
I like she's only plain and simple (epek-epek)
Sa paepek-epek ay not so grabe

Basta't you're always bagong ligo (epek-epek)
Even your shampoo's only gugo (epek-epek)
As long as you're always changing panty (epek-epek)
So you will not smell yucky like poultry (ano 'ko, manok?)

Color of your hair's so plenty
It looks dirty and kadiri
You're like a taong greasy (ay sobra ka na, ha)

I can see the strap of your bra
Your T-back is kitang-kita
The brand is showing pa (oy, mahal 'yan)

Hayop ang paepek-epek mo
From your toe up to your ulo
I think you're going loko (hay, sobra ka na talaga)

Ayoko sa mga babae (epek-epek)
Ang paepek-epek ay so marami (epek-epek)
I like she's only plain and simple (epek-epek)
Sa paepek-epek ay not so grabe

Basta't you're always bagong ligo (epek-epek)
Even your shampoo's only gugo (epek-epek)
As long as you're always changing panty (epek-epek)
So you will not smell yucky like poultry

[Spoken]
Why, Joey baby, don't you like my look?
"Tomache" eh!
What "tomache"? Who's "tomache"?
I, I mean, sobra eh... too much eh...
Ahh, gano'n ba 'yon?

Hayop ang paepek-epek mo
From your toe up to the ulo
I think you're going loko (I'm getting mad na, ha)

Ayoko sa mga babae (epek-epek)
Ang paepek-epek ay so marami (epek-epek)
I like she's only plain and simple (epek-epek)
Sa paepek-epek ay not so grabe

Basta't you're always bagong ligo (epek-epek)
Even your shampoo's only gugo (epek-epek)
As long as you're always changing panty (epek-epek)
So you will not smell yucky like poultry (ay naku, ayoko na)

Because, darling, it might make me "puke" eh (yikes, sobra ka)
Because, darling, it might make me "puke" eh